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 | For 2 years, 2 Ind. officers went golfing on duty What these two officers did was both wrong and dangerous. That being said, it’s still pretty impressive. “Between March 2007 and July 2009, police officers Matthew Patterson and Lt. Jim Heffernan were being paid to work at the Henry County Corrections Center in Indiana, which would be fine, had they not been off golfing and gambling instead.... ...while supposedly working for the center the two were actually were “playing golf, going to an exercise gym, gambling, moving furniture, attending sporting events or visiting friends.” Perhaps the most amazing thing of all is that they got away with it for over two years! Who is running that facility?! ... Full Story |
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| Video: Fla. man claims he’s too fat to kill |
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 | ‘Elf’ imprisoned over dynamite hoax on Ga. mall Santa This story is priceless, as is the mugshot. “MORROW, Ga. A man dressed as an elf is jailed after police in Georgia say he told a mall Santa that he was carrying dynamite... ...Police say (the man)l got in line Wednesday evening to have his picture taken with Santa Claus. When he reached the front of the line, he told Santa he had dynamite in his bag. Santa called mall security and Caldwell was arrested.” Honestly, I’m suprised he got as far as Santa’s lap before the police were called - can you imagine what was going through Mall Santa’s head when he heard the words ‘dynamite’? ... Full Story |
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| Texas drug suspect licks meth off jail floor |
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 | Man drunk driving on motorized La-Z-Boy gets 180 days Dennis Anderson liked to drink. He liked sitting in his La-Z-Boy. And he liked driving around and listening to music. So why not put them all together? Because it’s illegal buddy, that’s why. “A Minnesota man has pleaded guilty to driving his motorized La-Z-Boy chair while drunk... Anderson told police he left a bar in the northern Minnesota town of Proctor on his chair after drinking eight or nine beers. He crashed into a parked vehicle... ...Police said the chair was powered by a converted lawnmower and had a stereo and cup holders” ... Full Story |